A Word of Advice, from the (not so) Wise

When you go to the beach, it's not enough just to buy sunscreen.

That's right folks, simply buying the sunscreen and setting it in the sand next to your towel does not protect against sunburn.  Also, slathering it on your back but completely neglecting chest, face and legs is also horribly insufficient.

I will not post photos proving my point.  You'll just have to take my word for it...